can i have it?

my oncologist told me to spend my time wisely, keeping myself stimulated with mentally challenging activities and continuing to do the things that make me feel spiritually fulfilled. so i’ve been online shopping. janubrary has me craving light, color, and any sign of life and the seasonal affective disorder has left me a little cranky. check out my picks for seeking escape from the wintertime blues.

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grecian bust pot

i may have to start trying not to kill my plants. i love this statuette, regardless of what you end of putting inside of it. looks like something you bought at a Left Bank flea market, which is probably the best compliment you could give anything at

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Tree of Life Poster

#YeahScienceBitch! a cool way to flex your biology knowledge while still prettying up the apartment. i’m a big fan of nature prints for home decor and this one has a vintage, almost psychedelic feel. found @

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mountain research protestor’s cushion

throw pillows are punk! and this one matches the decor in my apartment. a snag at

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LQQK Studio Koko Jacket

like your Patagonia Retro Fleece, but cooler. the Kokopelli design is what makes this jacket for me—if you’re a fan of Muse magazine or the American Southwest, you’ll recognize him. think of him like the Bacchus of the area’s indigenous tribes. created by the good folks @ LQQK Studio a Brooklyn music/art/fashion collective. featured on

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original bolt

i love this company and their limited edition hand-made footwear. these kicks are an homage to the glam rockers of the 60s and their alien overlord, the illustrious David Bowie. sleekly androgynous in ziggy stardust red. get them on

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hands off jeans

they’re back—with a vengeance. sequins, boundary issues, AND those hands! these guys are bound to sell out so i had better bring myself to pull the trigger. you might have seen a similar design floating around Pinterest a few years ago, but they are for sale here:

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Vintage Levi’s Sign

outdo your favorite LA underground boutique with this VINTAGE neon sign. features a classic American label that will never go out of style. a true heirloom piece. instant clout booster from

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EVERYBODY DIES print

it’s sad because it’s true! i love this print (which is also available in a tshirt) from a super dope artist with a great sense of humor. check out

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SUZUSAN seamless shibori pullover

ultra soft cashmere made and individually dyed in Japan. always love a stupidly pricey comfy black sweater. seen on

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No. 5

coconut wax scented with patchouli, grapefruit, orange, and lemon essential oils. notes of sandalwood, fig, and citrus. i was gong to buy it until i saw “patchouli”. try one and let me know how it goes, at

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izipizi glacier plus

these are hella flattering on and double as the perfect goggle dupes for the post-apocalyptic blizzards brought on by climate change. french company izipizi makes a great quality, stylish sunny for a reasonable price. featuring side blinders and no-slip ear stems. you may find these too european.no such thing. found at

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ruby top

there’s no way this adorable bra top would ever fit me. like, EVER, yet i can’t bring myself to remove it from my shopping cart. this edition comes in oh-so-soft white or black velour and makes having no tits absolutely worth it. do it for me, on

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society bandana

TODAY is a local favorite, here in Ann Arbor. they carry primarily men’s or larger unisex butch styles, but i love to raid their accessory department. this bandana is on SALE, no less. scare your mom! buy it here

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head in the clouds print

from artist Cristina Martinez, this print reminds me of a Sade song. follow her at @sew_trill on instagram and check out her other pieces here:

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man in the moon pendant

this is one of my favorite Victorian design concepts and it comes here in moonstone, of all things. you know it’s hand carved, because it’s vintage, set and finished in solid 14K gold. i love this little buddy. get it at

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vintage Marlboro cooler

a necessity for any outdoor darty. smoking kills and this cooler kills it. buy it before i do, at